This collection of essays, observations, and short non-fiction represents a wasted life of self-importance. Told in a unique combination of tongue-in-cheek satire and vitriolic venom, the author brings a misanthropic sense of humor to religion, childhood, sex, politics, international cultures, and Science Fiction. Merging the styles of Hunter S. Thompson, Terry Pratchett, and David Sedaris, this book offers an intimate look at the human race from an outsider's perspective.