DUCK! brings together 100-ish pages of Brian Beatty's jokes, poems and stories.
Only in the pages of DUCK! will you find:
• Poems about the Marx Brothers, the Buddha and cartoon superhero Underdog
• The best of his hilarious jokey jokes from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, METRO and comedy stages across the Twin Cities
• Helpful tips for making soup and/or being the best werewolf you can be
• An erotic letter to Popular Mechanics
• A story dictated by Brian’s hound Hurley
What didn’t Brian include?
• The outdated story he published in Seventeen when he was an artiste
• His controversial journalistic exposé about Ann Coulter’s snake-y vagina
• All those boring narrative poems he published in lit mags 1989-1999
• An author photo of any kind
