The Black Crusade

Why do Horace Cull's little loaves of bread have bones in them?
What is homicidal sexual mania and does Volusia really suffer from it?
Why do the Black Crusaders worship the evolutionary theory of the Holy Darwin?
Why does Invel Brankels new bride call him a flaccid flopper?
How do the Black Crusaders recover a key from Brother Dragorian's bowels?
Why does Basil Smorta need to extend his manhood beyond all human possibility?
What's the connection between the Marquis of Morbol Villica and the Vicar of Morbing Vyle?
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