Fucked Up Fairy Tales (Volume 3)

This book is for a mature audience only. 18+ Every month in 2016, 3 stories are released. In Volume 3, we see a tale about an inn that requires a different sort of payment for a night's sleep. For the price of your dreams, you may have a hot bath, hot meal, and a warm bed. Are you willing to pay the price? In "Sloggy Swallows the Bait," the fairy punk Sloggy Nutwank wanders through the Dark Forest, trying to get lost on purpose. Life is hard for Sloggy. Just when he's at his lowest, he meets a magical fish that just might turn things around for him. In "The Goddess Rides out," the goddess Twatzapooner oversees the kingdom of Euphoria. After watching the plight of poor Princess Cherrypop, she decides do take action. After donning a disguise, she travels to Euphoria to take on the evil Baroness Cuntingham to liberate Cherrypop. Cover art by Katie Clarke.