Saussure. Derrida. Chomsky. Graham.
In this groundbreaking new work, noted lecher and linguist Dr. Arthur Graham shakes the very field to its foundations, rendering all we thought we knew about labial language obsolete. As the first of its kind, Labial Linguistics represents a tour-de-force in the parole of pussy, the différance of dick, and the semiotics of sundry secretions and seminal spunk.
This book is not for sale on Amazon, nor is it available for purchase from anywhere else besides the author. Kindly PayPal five measly bucks* to arthur (dot) graham (dot) pub (at) gmail (dot) com, and your signed, limited-edition chapbook will be on its way.**
Includes the following pieces:
- Apt. C
- 1987
- Q&A
- I Want It to be Understood That I Don't Care About Being Understood
- Euphemistic Solipsistic
- That Scene in Jaws Where They're in the Water with the Fake Shark but a Real Shark Shows Up and Eats Richard Dreyfus and What About Bob Winds up Starring John Lithgow Instead
- The Gay Agenda
- Some Nights I Feel Just Like Harvey Keitel, All Strung Out and Stumbling Around Naked, But Then I Remember that I'm Just a Mediocre Author and Not a Bad Lieutenant
- The Great Zima Heist, Part 2 (Or, Travel-Sized Toiletries)
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**While supplies last.
Review copies available upon request.
