So what is the rest of the galaxy doesn't want us? So what if the Selespridar have locked us up in a force field and towed our solar system to an uninhabited parallel universe? So what if we're always trying to get out?
We've still got Mallworld, the shopping center the size of a planet!
--Spend a week at the Gaza Plaza, carved out of the Great Pyramid of Khufu.
--Dine on the delicacies of a thousand worlds at the Galaxy Restaurant, from Denebian whiteworms to softshell malaprops.
--Enjoy the psionically amplified performances of the greatest clavichrome player of all time, Julian Barjulian XIII, the wealthiest man in the Solar System.
--Play human pinball at the Arcades.
--Order a custom-designed baby at Storkways, Inc--but don't miss a payment or the Bogeyman will get you!
--Experience the ultimate at the Way Out Suicide Parlors: death by vampire is just one of 300 ways to go.
Hang on to your MegaCreditCard! You're about to embark on the wildest shopping spree in hthe universe!
