The Perfect Planet

"This is a sort of Pohl-and-Kornbluth job, i.e., another entry in the 'What would happen if advertising agencies took over? What would happen if the Glotz-Hammermeyer Shoe Company of Arm-pit, Idaho, took over?' sweepstakes. It concerns a planet, Artemis by name, inhabited only by sun-bathing-and-health faddists.